One of my favorite illustrations of the physical nature of our relationship with smartphones, and of the ways that relationship can go awry, is the phenomenon of phantom cell-phone vibration, the feeling that one’s cell phone or pager is buzzing when it’s not.

It sounds weird, but it’s also very common. A survey of medical workers at a Boston-area hospital revealed that two-thirds of respondents had experienced phantom cell-phone vibrations (or “ringxiety,” as psychologist David Laramie calls it). People who regularly carry their cell phones in shirt or pants pockets, near the nerve-rich areas of the breast or upper thigh, are most susceptible. So are people who already feel anxious about mising a call. In the Boston hospital, interns, residents and staff were much more likely than senior faculty to feel phantom cell-phone vibrations because, one senior physician explained, “all hell breaks loose” if the students don’t answer their phones; senior staff are less tethered to theirs.

There are a few professions in which you get lots of unpredictable calls, you can’t tell in advance which callers are really urgent, and so you can’t screen yourself from them; but most of us have lives that are more predictable. Personally, I usually set my phone down on my desk in the office, and rather than have it buzz when it wants to alert me to something, I have the camera flash go off.

Didn’t know you could do that? It’s not that well-known.

 

To find the control for flashing, go to Settings. Scroll down to General; in General, you’ll see Accessibility.

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This takes you to a page full of features to make the iPhone more usable if you have impaired vision, your hands are a bit shaky, the print or icons are too small for you, or you use a hearing aid.

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Scroll down the page, and you’ll come to LED Flash for Alerts.

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If you toggle it on, the flash will now go off when you have an incoming call or text, calendar alert, or email from someone on your VIP list.

What I like about the flash is that it’s noticeable, but it’s less of an interruption or irritation that the bzzz… bzzzz… bzzzz of a vibration. I certainly catch the fact that my phone wants to tell me that something’s going on, but it’s easier to choose to answer, rather than just react.